just to clarify...

I just want everyone to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the xmas lists were intended to be funny. I don't want anyone sending child protective services after either hildi or I! So for the record:



We do not encourage our children to:

• drink


• smoke


• make career choices which involve poles


• play with weapons of mass destruction


• overindulge in either frozen burritos or pop tarts (regardless of flavor)


• abuse prescription drugs


• engage in violent behavior


• eat copious amounts of candy corn


• view porn or pose for porn


• do anything for which they might need an alibi

There I think that covers it. Hope that sets your mind at ease dear reader.

much relieved,

gert♥