Friday, November 7, 2008

just to clarify...

I just want everyone to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the xmas lists were intended to be funny. I don't want anyone sending child protective services after either hildi or I! So for the record:

We do not encourage our children to:

  • drink

  • smoke

  • make career choices which involve poles

  • play with weapons of mass destruction

  • overindulge in either frozen burritos or pop tarts (regardless of flavor)

  • abuse prescription drugs

  • engage in violent behavior

  • eat copious amounts of candy corn

  • view porn or pose for porn

  • do anything for which they might need an alibi

There I think that covers it. Hope that sets your mind at ease dear reader.

much relieved,


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